Roger Carroll, Ventriloquist,Puppeteer and Magician Presents:

Uncle Larry

Uncle Larry was born in a one room log cabin somewhere in upper state New York. As a child, he was an avid collector of lint and actualy spent time with the FBI on their forensic lint analysis team. He was the sixteenth of twenty-two children, and fondly remembers his parents as "affectionate, but a little confused" (He claimed his father would start calling for children from the oldest to the youngest, until the one he was looking for finally showed up). He believed that "hard work never killed no one," but made sure it did not kill him, by tricking his brothers and sisters into doing his chores. His favorite quote was "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll waste all his money buying equipment!"